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#1: No icon Gonorrhea Lectim Information Author: Blitz-UoS-Location: Connecticut, USA PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:01 pm
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.
It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

      The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in
2008 . . . but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2
years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

      It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010
and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
know it.

      Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New
Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the
writing on the wall.

      Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you
really care about

#2: No icon Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Information Author: SteelWarriorLocation: Upstate, NY PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:10 pm
Oh yeah...I'll be getting myself a HUGE dose of "Votemout"....count on it Twisted Evil


#3: No icon Re: Gonorrhea Lectim Information Author: StKnuckleLocation: Maine PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:17 pm
I've talked to my provider and I'm gonna be on VOTEMOUT too!

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